Why I don't Like Wafflehouse!

Okay so first I do like their food, I like it a lot BUT..
When I walk into a place called Waffle House, it makes me think the house of waffles. I am expecting to get a menu that says something like, Belgium Waffle, Strawberry Waffle, Blue Berry Waffle, Banana Nut waffle, Powdered Sugar covered Waffle, All that.. so What DOES the menu say?? Waffle. That's it, they only have one flavor, or even style, of waffle. The Pancake house has all kinds of different pancakes. But the waffle house has just, waffle. That's it.

However, their biscuits and gravy is the shiz nit!