Lovey Smith

I don't know man, I'm really starting to think that he was lucky till now. I mean the Super Bowl year he kept starting Grossman (BAD idea) but he had Urlacher at his peak, Devin Hester at his peak, Mike Brown at his, I'm starting to think the Bears were winning in SPITE of Lovey not BECAUSE of him.
He makes such BAD choices, not based on whats best for the team to win, but based on his personal feelings. He did not LIKE their defensive coordinator on a personal level, so he let him go. Wait what? He did not LIKE him? SO WHAT? Does he get the job done? YES did he do it well, YES, THE BEST!
SO what am I saying? We need to run Lovey out of Town On a rail! Dag Nabbit!

MICHAEL SAVAGE

So it seems that Conservative radio talk show host Michael Savage has been added to a list of people who are not allowed in Briton. Why? Because they don't like what he has to say. Wait, what? I thought Briton was a democracy, kinda like the U.S.? I don't know I mean to ban him from entering the country? I might not agree with his politics but that's kinda overboard isn't it? Kinda like a free speech issue? COME ON PEOPLE I don't care if you think he's a jerk, this is absolutely unacceptable! Go to http://www.michaelsavage.wnd.com/ And Sign the petition to get his name removed from that list!

If I Won The Lottery

So the Mega Millions Lottery is up to $250,000,000 so I figured what the heck, and I bought a ticket. Now I am thinking, what if I won? This isn't like winning a million, or two or three million, it's 250 million! That's quite a sizable chunk of cheese! I always thought about if won one or two million, basically I would set up my investments in a way that I can continue my current standard of living, but without having to work... quite conservative and boring really... But with 250 million? That kinda changes the rules of the game quite a lot.
So what will I do if I win the 250 million?
Well first I have to consider how much of that I would actually be able to keep after the feds get their piece. I say, realistically, 129 million. Okay so I have 129 million, First thing I would buy a nice ...NICE... house, with tons of land. I would spend an insane 20 million on the land and the home, and STILL have 109 Million left! One million in a trust fund for each of my children, for a total of 3 million, and I still have 106 Million! OH I forgot a new car for my wife and I, that's about a hundred grand right there, hardly a dent. Lets say I buy some classic cars just for fun and spend a full million on cars, I still have 105. Okay So I have a few ideas for businesses, four to be exact, so I can start each one of my dream businesses, say for 10 million each, I would still have 65 million, AND income coming in from my businesses. I give each of my spouse, and my family, and brothers and sisters a million each, and still have 50 million. I can put ten in stocks, ten in bonds, ten in gold, and still have 20 million! Put ten in various offshore bank accounts because the U.S.A. only insures the first 100 thousand, Leaving me 10 million fun money! France! Greece! Vegas! Guitars!!! I would buy every Gibson guitar I could get my hands on, Fender strats, and teles, Fernandez guitars, Schecters, esp's taylors, PRS on man OH and Halloween stuff! Our house would have a whole live undead section with death metal blasting 24 hours a day and animated corpses walking around. Oh Baby!
And with my businesses I would turn those millions into Billions! OH man if I won the lottery I get so rich it would be almost illegal! Yea! Yes! I gotta win! AND what pisses me off is that I always hear about these people who won the lottery and it ruined their lives, IT WOULD NOT RUIN MINE!!! Let ME win it! I DESERVE IT MORE Than someone who would just waist it and let it destroy them.

James Camerons Avatar

I find it interesting first off that the new M. Night Shyamalan movie, The Last Airbender, actually is the live action version of Avatar, but Cameron has been working on Avatar for so long now it seems appropriate that Shyamalan change the name of his picture from Avatar to The Last Air Bender.
Why even bring that up? Because these are going to be the next two movies I actually am going to see ON OPENING NIGHT NO MATTER WHAT!! And I WILL Buy the D.V.D.'s and I only buy the best. (Or the cheapest dollar bin stuff)
If you have no idea what I am talking about, well, Get on Board because Avatar will probably be the highest grossing film of all time when it is all said and done. I predict it will be the first film to break a billion domestically. (Other films have made more than a billion worldwide, but I men JUST in the U.S.) Just think of it this way for a minute, Cameron made Aliens, Great! Terminator II, Awesome! Abyss, well it was good. Real good dag nabbit! Nobodys perfect. Then he made Titanic, which lets face it, made tons and tons and tons of cash. It Was HUGE. Now take everything that was good about those films, throw out everything thats bad, spend 14 years working on the fim to make sure its only the good stuff, and then thats AVATAR!
The last Airbender on the other hand, may or may not be that well received, but I personally don't care because, love his movies or hate them, Shyamalan is one of the most talented and technically skilled directors in the world today, and to see him tackle an action pick is very VERY exciting to me.

EGGS ON HALLOWEEN

I like eggs. They are yummy! Fried egg sandwich with ketchup, scrambled eggs with caramelized onions and cheese and bacon bits and chopped ham, sunny side up eggs with toast to dip into yoke with pork chops, over easy with black pepper and sliced green pepper, omelets with the works, hard boiled with salt, soft boiled with salt, chopped up in an egg salad, deviled eggs, raw in a cup Rocky Balboa style, I don't care how you make 'em I want 'em. But there is one way I don't like eggs, and that's on my windshield.
Now, my favorite holiday besides Christmas is Halloween. I LOVE Halloween, but there is a problem... Don't get me wrong now I don't care that kids throw eggs on Halloween, as lame as it is it is ultimately harmless, just need to wash it off. BUT the IDEA was always the people who don't give you candy, THEY get the eggs, they get the T.P. treatment, not just anybody for no reason. Just doing it for no reason, why that's no fun at all. THESE KIDS TODAY NEED TO LEARN THE RULES!!!
SO here is my List Of Halloween Rules,

1. Egg and T.P. people who were clearly home when you rang but still did not give you candy, UNLESS; You are not wearing ANY costume, or makeup or anything, if that is the case see rule number 2.
2. Egg and T.P. people who trick or treat with no type of costume at all, not even some stupid black makeup smeared over their eyes like Elliot in E.T. ; Conversely, It is okay to egg and t.p. anyone over the age of 13 dressed as a Power Ranger, My Little Pony, Care Bears, Shazam, Elmo, Buzz Lightyear, or Rey Mysterio.
3. Satanic rituals should only be attempted by experienced evil people, card carrying satanists, or Conan O'brian. Eggs should only be tossed at people that are using the idea of devil worship as an excuse to get drunk, possibly laid, in a cemetery.
4. The shaving cream bit is a lame waist of money, however if you do insist on using it, I recommend Edge Gel. It is cool because it comes out as a green glob, and when they try to rub it off it just foams up and gets stickier.
5. Ding dong ditch should not be attempted on Halloween, as it could cause people to not answer the door for legitimate Trick or Treaters; it is therefore acceptable to egg anyone caught playing said game.
6. Leave the kids under 13 alone, let them enjoy being young, let them dress up, let them get their candy, wait till it's dark and they are asleep. This also is good because the dark makes it easier for you to escape!
7. If you are going to Egg a police car, first make sure there are no cops in it! Then hit it fast, in and out bam bam, don't linger!
8. For some extra added fun, try mixing in some soft boiled eggs, they make a unique kind of spattered brains looking mess when cooked and thrown properly.
9. Don't eat the brown acid
10. Eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs, eggs! Yes! Eggs!!

Bunch of Bull

So I just learned that Citibank is pretty evil. I cannot afford to pay for my car anymore. So they say I can let them take it or they will repo it. I said well you can take it because I can't make the payments anymore. They said well no you still have to make the payments. I said well if I don't make the payments you take the car, so what, take it I don't want it. And they said, NO you still have to make the payments, we'll take you to court, garnish your wages, do whatever we have to do to get our money. For a car I don't have anymore? Yep. NO! GRRRRR!!! Evil, wicked nasty, bad bad company.

New Conspiracy Theory

Okay I have a new theory. I think that the economy is not as bad as they say, in fact I think it's great! The conspiracy theory? Well I think that the government, and the major corporations (who are really one and the same these days) got together and decided that they had to tell us all, through the news and magazines all the other media, that the economy was a mess, so that they could use that as an excuse to lay people off even though the company is doing fine, and have the government and the companies, literally become the same thing through bailouts and the like. I think the whole idea was to create the one world economy, but this country is so against being part of the global 'new world order' and all that, that the only way they could get away with it would be to scare us into thinking that WE need those changes!

Obamas Birthday

Well, today is Barack Hussein Obama's birthday, and it's all over the news. He's 48! Wow, now THAT is news! Forget the fact that women are being beaten with sticks for wearing pants, forget that 90% of the Muslim world thinks that the key to heaven is to kill Jews, forget that American workers are getting laid off in droves, it's some douche bag politicians birthday, Celebrate or be Punished! IF you do not celebrate you are racist! Yes, yes, the race card! Always play the race card!