If I Won The Lottery

So the Mega Millions Lottery is up to $250,000,000 so I figured what the heck, and I bought a ticket. Now I am thinking, what if I won? This isn't like winning a million, or two or three million, it's 250 million! That's quite a sizable chunk of cheese! I always thought about if won one or two million, basically I would set up my investments in a way that I can continue my current standard of living, but without having to work... quite conservative and boring really... But with 250 million? That kinda changes the rules of the game quite a lot.
So what will I do if I win the 250 million?
Well first I have to consider how much of that I would actually be able to keep after the feds get their piece. I say, realistically, 129 million. Okay so I have 129 million, First thing I would buy a nice ...NICE... house, with tons of land. I would spend an insane 20 million on the land and the home, and STILL have 109 Million left! One million in a trust fund for each of my children, for a total of 3 million, and I still have 106 Million! OH I forgot a new car for my wife and I, that's about a hundred grand right there, hardly a dent. Lets say I buy some classic cars just for fun and spend a full million on cars, I still have 105. Okay So I have a few ideas for businesses, four to be exact, so I can start each one of my dream businesses, say for 10 million each, I would still have 65 million, AND income coming in from my businesses. I give each of my spouse, and my family, and brothers and sisters a million each, and still have 50 million. I can put ten in stocks, ten in bonds, ten in gold, and still have 20 million! Put ten in various offshore bank accounts because the U.S.A. only insures the first 100 thousand, Leaving me 10 million fun money! France! Greece! Vegas! Guitars!!! I would buy every Gibson guitar I could get my hands on, Fender strats, and teles, Fernandez guitars, Schecters, esp's taylors, PRS on man OH and Halloween stuff! Our house would have a whole live undead section with death metal blasting 24 hours a day and animated corpses walking around. Oh Baby!
And with my businesses I would turn those millions into Billions! OH man if I won the lottery I get so rich it would be almost illegal! Yea! Yes! I gotta win! AND what pisses me off is that I always hear about these people who won the lottery and it ruined their lives, IT WOULD NOT RUIN MINE!!! Let ME win it! I DESERVE IT MORE Than someone who would just waist it and let it destroy them.