New Conspiracy Theory

Okay I have a new theory. I think that the economy is not as bad as they say, in fact I think it's great! The conspiracy theory? Well I think that the government, and the major corporations (who are really one and the same these days) got together and decided that they had to tell us all, through the news and magazines all the other media, that the economy was a mess, so that they could use that as an excuse to lay people off even though the company is doing fine, and have the government and the companies, literally become the same thing through bailouts and the like. I think the whole idea was to create the one world economy, but this country is so against being part of the global 'new world order' and all that, that the only way they could get away with it would be to scare us into thinking that WE need those changes!